Monday, February 20
In one of the most unlikely gigs of the year, The Fall are playing at Stratford-upon-Avon Civic Hall, a venue that usually hosts amateur dramatics and tea dances.
I wonder if I can get an interview-ah with the great man himself...
And if you haven't seen it, make sure you watch my top TV moment of 2005:
Mark E Smith reads the classified football results
Plus, learn talk like Mark E Smith: Mark E Smith speak generator
And download the Mark E Smith handwriting font