Monday, January 16

It'll never stand up in court
Mike from Troubled Diva has hit the bigtime, appearing on page 7 of the Nottingham Evening Post.

But he was kept off the front page by my favourite newspaper headline ever - Burglar Hid Haul Inside False Leg: Amputee Admits 51 Raids.

The story says:

"When police raided the home of Adrian Newbold, 31, they found three mobile phones, bank cards and a purse inside the leg."